1. I hate season finales. They always want to make them bigger and cliff hanger-ery. Dumb. Boo. Just fill my happiness. Let Jim propose. Let Betty love Henry.
2. I don't like mango. I always pretend to like it because it is a cool fruit but ENOUGH. Me-no-likey.
3. I think I have a hair growing in my ear. Gross. If I was an old man I would have an ear hair trimmer.
4. I had a pedicure about a month ago. I can't get the nail polish off. What did they do? Glue the color on?
5. I have to read a 500 page book by Thursday and I just. can't. get. into.it. Ah!