We spend a lot of time in the bathroom. As a family. A L.O.T. AND I WANT TO QUIT!!!! Here is the worse part. Crewe has been potty trained for a long time. We've had a few back sliding incidents along the way but it has been all good for awhile now. Except one thing. The grossest thing possible. He doesn't wipe his own Buns (we no longer can say Butt at our house, although I am still holding on to Ass). WHEN will learn this? WHEN will I get to stop being the wiper? WHEN is it okay for me to teach him to drag his Buns across the floor to get them clean and leave me alone?