So today I will hit you with a few Crewe stories for your laughing and hopefully commenting pleasure.
We were singing the theme song to The Jetsons the other night. Crewe was singing loudly, especially the green part of the song.
Meet George Jetson.
His Boy Elroy.
AND JESUS CHRIST!!!!
(what happened to Jane his Wife????)
We went to drop off our payment for our storage unit today. Crewe came into the office and said,
"It smells HORRIBLE in here. What is the that smell?"
Me: "I don't know. Be quiet." It kind of smelled like a smoker trying to cover it up with a bad Glade candle.
Crewe: "Excuse me. (to the office worker). What is the HORRIBLE smell? It smells like someone might have peed or even pooped in here!"
As I am taking a big drink from MY water bottle. Crewe: "Can I have a drink of your water?"
Me:" You need to get your own water. You have a cough right now and I don't want your germs."
Crewe: "Just so you know, last night I drank out of your water bottle so my germs are already in there."