So today I will hit you with a few Crewe stories for your laughing and hopefully commenting pleasure.
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Story 1
We were singing the theme song to The Jetsons the other night. Crewe was singing loudly, especially the green part of the song.
Meet George Jetson.
His Boy Elroy.
Daughter Judy.
AND JESUS CHRIST!!!!
(what happened to Jane his Wife????)
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Story 2
We went to drop off our payment for our storage unit today. Crewe came into the office and said,
"It smells HORRIBLE in here. What is the that smell?"
Me: "I don't know. Be quiet." It kind of smelled like a smoker trying to cover it up with a bad Glade candle.
Crewe: "Excuse me. (to the office worker). What is the HORRIBLE smell? It smells like someone might have peed or even pooped in here!"
Nice.
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Story 3
As I am taking a big drink from MY water bottle. Crewe: "Can I have a drink of your water?"
Me:" You need to get your own water. You have a cough right now and I don't want your germs."
Crewe: "Just so you know, last night I drank out of your water bottle so my germs are already in there."
13 comments:
i am cracking up that he said his germs are already in there! that is so something my kids would say, he is adorable and very funny i might add.
Oh he is so cute and says the darnest things. I love the Jetson story. I can just hear him say "excuse me...." to the smelly lady. So funny
I think he is funnier than Ethan. PS I am working on my stand up routine for when I see you in July.
sorry i've been slackin....... but to tell you the truth i haven't showered in three days let alone commented on anyones blogs (don't worry i just got out of the shower) that's right i get up early and yesterday i went to bed at 715
oh and ps
NO one and i mean No one is funnier than me, and anything funny in dads stand up routine he stole from me
pss
i never recieved any money for betting on the chickens from you???
those stories make me laugh and i did comment on the last post. i like to post on your blog though not on others. kade told me today he wanted to go see crewe and it was our turn to go see him since he came to see us already. so we need to plan.
Hilarious! Glad you wrote those down. What a fun age!
Oh my gosh. What a comedian! Crewe keeps me entertained. I especially like it when he holds my chin, to make sure that I'm paying attention to EVERYTHING he's saying. Love him.
Love the new background. Looks great!
Hey cute background!!!
OH MY GOSH!!! I read that while listening to a lecture presentation. My head almost exploded trying to keep the laughter in!
Awesome.
I am still trying to catch up on blog reading from our BIG TRIP (yes, it belongs in all caps).
It was so fun to see you guys, even though we didn't really get to chat much, and to see Dayne in person for the first time.
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