Sunday, November 04, 2007

A letter


Dear Wal*Mart-

Let me get to the point. I do not like your new system and since I can't say "stupid" let me say, it BLOWS. I do not need you to "check" my receipt every time I leave your store. You are not Costco. You are the slutty step-sister to Costco. So quit trying to sleep your way to the top. AND QUIT "checking" my receipt.

Ashley

7 comments:

jody said...

What? When did they start this? That blows I hope they aren't doing that at out WalMart.

David and Lisa said...

I can't say I knew about Walmart's new system--since Portland won't let Walmart into a 30 mile radius...but that's ridiculous! I loved you referring to them as the "slutty step sister to Costco", I'm in full agreement.

birnels said...

do they really check your receipt now? that is so annoying. I do not like that. I think your letter is very clever. You should definitely mail it off.

Delaine said...

I just went to Walmart here in good old Billings Montana and we are not high class enough to have our receipts checked.

Ashley said...

Wait, do you think they are just checking unquestionable people's reciepts? Maybe I am looking swarthy because I have not shaved my legs in awhile......

*ethan* said...

they don't do that here, but if they start i'm going to cut somebody

Julie said...

I wonder if they'd send you a gift card if you sent them that letter. Yet another reason to loath walmart.